THEY’RE NOT LIKE US

After nearly 250 years of legal malfeasance and corruption, law “practice“ is passé. Bruce Sports Universal is stylish.

So, we don’t actually practice law at all. We play it like Them just far beterly. And of course, OUR game is smarter than Theirs.

WE call it Power to the People Law, but clients - in order to file ClassLess Action Lawsuits as their own attorney - call it Ghost Law, and it’s practiced mostly by 'SMS-Lawyering' - an innovative BSU exclusive solution to ensure more of Their time is wasted than ours.

And we play Marketing and Sports Law also.

With nearly 35 years of practical experience, BSU has a proven track record of gaming the system better than any disbarred clowns ever licensed. If necessary, we felon better.

Additionally, BSU takes a creative approach to empower We the People, Our Main Client, through a simple Three Step Power Plan to: 1) Commandeer OUR Courts, 2) Align OUR Opposition and 3) Enact OUR Regime. We the People: Take Two!

Bruce Sports Universal is not a law firm. It’s the Super Firm. 

To advocate for as many Americans as possible, Bruce Sports Universal offers the lowest of pricing for both our nontraditional legal and our Live eBook Hosting service at a monthly Access and Retainer Fee of only $1 when paid in cash, or $2 if paid by debit or credit.

A minimum (unwaivable) 2-Year Access & Retainer Agreement fee ($24) is required of all clients, in addition to their purchase of the "Client Bible" - which is waivable upon request. 

Bruce Sports Universal is an American Law Firm poised to reenergize the Postal System with an integrity test that simultaneously fortifies the American Dollar, oftened weakened by the insatiable greed of billionaires.

We’ll probably have to ask Republican voters that because Politicians, as a whole, have shown the rest of We the People far better.

And We the People: Take Two! with BSU IS BETTER.

Our first goal is to match the ridiculousness of a wicked system to grind Courts to a halt.

So, We the People; Take Two! might sue this government for being corrupt, that President for being Orange, those Congress members for being alive, the Easter Bunny for being Pink, Santa Claus for being fat, and even Elvis Presley for being dead if we have to. 

Our movement concerns itself in numbers not nuance. Old tricks like Theirs remember?

We can’t imagine why you would but YES!

Non-clients do NOT have to execute Access & Retainer Agreements and can pay (debit or credit online only) to either: 

1) Purchase the most current physical, stage released copy of OTWC without enjoying 24-hour access and editing privileges to its live-hosted companion (That Wizard of Ours) by becoming a client, or

2) Purchase the B Tee (for $123) and also forgo the prior-mentioned client rights and benefits…

JUST WRITE: “BBTONGS” [Buying Book/Tee Only No Guidance Sought] in the ‘Notes Section' on the purchase page.

Currently, no other offerings are available to non-clients.

Possibly. In our current climate of Judicial Corruption, it's impossible to determine whether a Court is compromised, at least until We Revest Our Power.

But as Super Lawyers our CLAL filings are filled with complicated legalese and absolute "presidential" nonsense to give each of our suits their best chance to maintain judicial viability.

Besides, before any case can be dismissed, there must be a hearing on it, which, of course, stretches the Court‘s resources - OUR first prize.

Notwithstanding that, only cases filed by licensed attorneys can ever (legally) be dismissed with prejudice, which means:

SUPER LAWYER-CLIENTS OF OURS CAN REFILE THE SAME CASE AS MANY TIMES AS THEY WANT.

In Federal Courts, Pro Se filers can ask to proceed "In Forma Pauperis" which simply means they cannot afford to pay filing fees. So ask, WTP do.

Exploiting this function alone gives We the People: Take Two! leverage as ALL ClassLess Action Lawsuits request fee waivers, so hearings on payment ability - that stretch the court’s resources - must always be set.

Plus, for Clients of Ours willing to “Certify Presidentially” which means to be conveniently untethered to truth, BSU certifies, as Officers of the Court, that all our Client-Attestations are completely truthful to the best of our knowledge and belief. 

Our "best" is much better. Subpar lawyers can’t do that for clients. But Super Firms follow silly rules like They do - when it's convenient. 

So, it doesn't matter whether Clients can afford them because like billionaires don't pay taxes, We the People: Take Two! don't pay court filing fees.

And all dismissed ClassLess Action Lawsuits of OURS, no matter the reason for dismissal, will be YOU GUESSED IT, immediately refiled in unison. 

Aside from your three Team Tees and $8 to ship your bLunettes, NONE. Never. Final.

Clients’ only actual duty (or not) is to stay engaged as much or as little as they wish when gathering as a new legislative body of Congress that amends the U.S. Constitution daily without partisan interference all inside the live version of "Once," the Wizard Cried. 

Politicians haven't wanted to amend the Constitution to draft better protections for citizens, so Clients of Ours take it upon themselves to rewrite their own wondrous contract instead. 

As greed is what got us here and only ‘giving’ will help citizens out of our lowly-lawyer-made mess.  So, in such an unprecedented political season, BSU’s goal is to help citizens as nontraditionally as possible with more First-Evers.

And although licensed attorneys may not file frivolous lawsuits so we'd never suggest that our Clients do, we do let our clients know that They, technically, could file any thing whenever, wherever, and however they wanted to, without legal consequence.

And Clients of Ours Super Lawyer right from the comfort of their mobile devices, not courtrooms — unless they want.