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After nearly 250 years of Them Playing in Our Face, law “practice“ is passé. Bruce Sports Universal is stylish.

So, we don’t “practice” law at all. We play a new game smarter and Betterfully than Them.

You can call it Power to the People Law. In order for our clients to file Classless Action Lawsuits on their own, we call it Ghost Law. And it's practiced via SMS - the People’s preferred way.

We also do actual Sports Law, Marketing, and AI Consulting.

With nearly 35 years of practical experience, BSU games the system better than any disbarred clowns ever licensed. If necessary for The People, we felon betterfully.

Additionally, BSU takes a creative approach to empower We the People, Our Main Client, through a simple Three Step Power Plan to: 1) Commandeer Our Courts, 2) Align Our Opposition and 3) Enact Our Regime. We the People: Take Two!

Bruce Sports Universal is not a law firm. It’s thee Super Firm. 

Only $1 when paid in advance in cash, or $2 per month if paid by debit or credit. To advance our Team Concept in legal advocacy for as many Americans as possible, we offer our nontraditional legal, and live hosting of the U.S. Constitution’s final Amendment, services for a super low monthly Access and Retainer Fee.

After buying the book ($25, $30, or waived), clients pay a 3 Year Access & Retainer Fee ($36 or $72) rolled into the purchase of three (3) T-shirts; B-Tee ($20 or $32), S-Tee ($25 or $45), and U-Tee ($32 or $88) to then, get their free pair of bLunettes* (+ $8 shipping)

The upfront, 3-Year Access & Retainer Agreement fee of $36 cash (or $72 credit/debit) is mandatory and paid along with the B-Tee. Client book purchase may be waived upon request, but Access & Retainer fee cannot. 

Bruce Sports Universal is proudly American and poised to reenergize the Postal System with an integrity test to fortify the U.S. Dollar - weakened by the greed of billionaires.

Instructions to mail cash (including delivery safeguards) are shared upon execution of your Access & Retainer Fee agreement.

Politicians have historically shown citizens how much better the People deserve than Them, so we'll have to ask Conservative voters that ridiculous question.

And We the People: Take Two with BSU is better.

We drafted a Single Universal Civil Complaint common to all interested Americans. We give our clients live online access to it with guidance to act as their own attorneys who individually advance their personalized petitions we call ”Classless Action Lawsuits.” 

Traditional Class Action Lawsuits are legal claims filed by groups of individuals or ’classes’ against one Defendant who has harmed them all similarly. They let multiple people pursue cases together which is more efficient for the government than individual lawsuits.

Classless Action Lawsuits are ANYTHING but efficient for an inefficient government clinging to power at the People‘s expense.

With our interactive legal document, we teach Clients exactly how to narrow the petition to their personal situations, coordinate its filing along with countless others simultaneously in their respective courts, and help clients represent themselves in court and out.

As one united body of individual citizens, We the People act as their own attorneys all separately fighting similar lawsuits in millions of separate cases to achieve Step One of three — Commander Our Courts — and regain power. 

We can’t imagine why you would want to but yes, two (2) items are available for purchase. 

Buyers unaffiliated with We the People and other non-clients do NOT need to sign Access & Retainer Agreements, and may pay online (credit/debit) only, for: 

1) "Once," the Wizard Cried - the most current physical copy of the book - (for $30) with NO access and editing of its live-hosted companion That Wizard of Ours privileges, AND/OR

2) The B-Tee (for $123) and forgo all the prior-mentioned client rights and benefits also…

SIMPLY WRITE: “BBTONGS” [Buying Book/Tee Only No Guidance Sought] in the ‘Notes Section' on the purchase page.

Currently, no other offerings are available to non-clients.

In our current climate of Cartoonish Judicial Corruption, it's impossible to determine whether a court is compromised, at least until We the People Revest Power.

But our Super Staff has painstakingly constructed its Single Universal Civil Complaint to survive the most frivolous judicial scrutiny, Conservative or otherwise corrupted. NO impartial court will ever rule any of our Classless Action petitions meritless. 

We arm our clients with all the necessary tools to give our lawsuits the best chance to maintain viability along every step of the judicial process. 

In Federal Courts, Pro Se filers can ask to proceed "In Forma Pauperis" which simply means they cannot afford to pay filing fees. So ask, we do.

The procedure alone gives We the People: Take Two! leverage as every Classless Action Lawsuit requests a fee waiver, so hearings on payment ability - that stretch court resources - must always be held.

So, it doesn't matter whether clients can afford them because like billionaires don't pay taxes, We the People don't pay court filing fees.

And all dismissed Classless Action Lawsuits of OURS, no matter the reason for dismissal, will be YOU GUESSED IT, immediately refiled in unison.

While subpar lawyers make alternative facts for clients, Super Lawyers make alternative futures for theirs. We do all things law ”betterfully.”

One book, three tees, three years of fees, plus the cost to ship your bLunettes for a total of $146 cash (or $275 debit/credit) are all you pay for the first 3 years of our retainer, and if you choose to stay on as a client, pay $1 cash (or $2) a month, after that.

Once designated members of the new Congress of Citizens called the Simple Popular Vote of Interested Citizens Exclusively (SPVOICE), clients have a duty to stay engaged via SMS as much as they can.

Self Representation. Simple and pure.