THEY’RE NOT LIKE US

After nearly 250 years of legal malfeasance and corruption, law “practice“ is passé. BSU is stylish.

So at Bruce Sports Universal we don’t practice. We play. Just like Them only far beterly. And yep, OUR game is much more smartly than Theirs.

We call it Power To The People Law. And we play Marketing and Sports Law too.

With nearly 35 years of practical experience, BSU has a proven record of gaming the system better than any disbarred clowns ever welcomed to the “practice” of Law. We felon far better than Them.

Additionally, BSU takes a new approach in the slow sexual abuse of Their System for We The People, Our Bestest Client through our oft-painless Three Step Power Plan to: Commandeer Our Courts, Align Our Opposition and Enact Our Regime — WTP: Take Two.

BSU is not A law firm. We are Thee Super Firm. 

To advocate for the largest swath of fine American Citizens, Bruce Sports Universal offers negligible pricing for our nontraditional legal and live eBook hosting services at a monthly Access and Retainer fee of $1 if paid in cash or $2 by debit or credit. 

BSU is an American Law Firm poised to reenergize the U.S. Postal System with an integrity test that simultaneously fortifies the American Dollar, often weakened by the insatiable greed of billionaires.

We’ll have to ask Conservatives that because OUR Politicians have shown We The People far better. And We The People: Take Two with BSU is better.

OUR goal is to simply match the ridiculousness of a Wicked Executive to grind OUR Courts to a halt. 

So, WTP may sue this government, that President, those Congress members, thee dam Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and even Elvis Presley if we so please.

It doesn’t matter. WTP:TT concerns in numbers not nuance. Old tricks like Theirs but so much beterly.

Questions shouldn't be answered with questions but: Can felons who are quite likely pedophiles also be President? Or can government benefits be given to billionaires in tax breaks? Or can purple pigs fly?

In a season of ”unprecedented” political action, BSU helps We The People implement more firsts.

Besides, only lawyers (with little “l’s”) cannot file frivolous lawsuits. Super Lawyers and Interested Citizens can file whatever we want whenever we want to, i.e. Christmas, New Year’s Eve, National Paper Clip Day, Tuesday, Tomorrow, or whenever.

AND Super Lawyers will even ”technically“ show Citizens how to do it all from their mobile devices.

In OUR current climate of Judicial Corruption, it's nearly impossible to determine whether a Court is corruptible, at least for the time being.

But as Super Lawyers we help all Clients of Ours add legalease and complicated presidential jargon to each filing to give OUR ClassLess Action Lawsuits the best chance for viability. 

Even before a case can be dismissed however, there must be a hearing on it which of course, will stretch OUR court‘s resources - the ultimate prize.

And to boot, only cases filed by lawyers can ever be dismissed with prejudice, meaning:

INTERESTED CITIZENS CAN REFILE THE EXACT SAME CASE AS MANY TIMES AS THEY WANT. 

In Federal Courts, Pro Se filers can ask to proceed "In Forma Pauperis" which simply means they cannot afford to pay filing fees. So ask, WTP do.

This function alone gives We The People: Take Two more leverage than we could ever negotiate for because EVERY ClassLess Action Lawsuit asks that fees be waived in order to add yet another hearing that will stretch OUR court’s resources. 

And ALL dismissed ClassLess Action Lawsuits of Ours no matter the reason for dismissal will be, YOU GUESSED IT, immediately refiled in unison.

Plus, for Clients of Ours who are willing to “Certify Presidentially” [which is simply to bend TF out of the truth if necessary] BSU certifies all our CAL attestations. And WTP have OJ to thank for that.

lawyers can't promise that to clients, but Super Lawyers aren’t as restricted by such silly rules.

WTP:TT IS CARELESS TO WHETHER ‘CAL‘ FILERS CAN AFFORD FILING FEES BECAUSE THEY WONT EVER PAY THEM, JUST LIKE BILLIONAIRES CAN AFFORD TO PAY TAXES BUT WON'T. THANKS OJ.

IYKYK.

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