THEY’RE NOT LIKE US

After nearly 250 years of legal malfeasance and corruption, law “practice“ is passé. BSU is stylish.

So at Bruce Sports Universal we don’t practice law at all. We play it like Them only far beterly. And of course, OUR Game is much more smartful than Theirs.

WE call it Power To We The People Law but Clients of Ours - in order to file ClassLess Action Lawsuits as their own attorney call it Ghost Law and is practiced mostly by 'SMS-Lawyering' - an innovate BSU exclusive solution to ensure more of Their time is wasted than our clients’.

And we play Marketing and Sports Law too.

With nearly 35 years of practical experience, BSU has a proven track record of gaming the system better than any disbarred clowns ever licensed. We felon better than Them.

Additionally, BSU takes a new approach empowering We The People, our Bigliest Client, through a simple Three Step Power Plan to: 1) Commandeer OUR Courts, 2) Align OUR Opposition and 3) Enact OUR Regime. WeThe People: Take Two!

BSU is not A law firm. It’s Thee Super Firm. 

To advocate for the largest swath of Interested American Citizens, Bruce Sports Universal offers negligible pricing for our nontraditional legal and live eBook hosting services at a monthly Access and Retainer Fee of $1 if paid in cash, or $2 if by debit or credit. 

BSU is an American Law Firm poised to reenergize the U.S. Postal System with an integrity test that simultaneously fortifies the American Dollar, often weakened by the insatiable greed of billionaires.

We’ll have to ask Conservatives that because OUR Politicians have shown We The People far better. And We The People: Take Two! with BSU IS BETTER.

The first goal is to match the ridiculousness of a Wicked System to grind Courts to a halt.

So, WTP might sue this government, that President, those Congress members, the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and even Elvis Presley if we wish.

OUR movement concerns itself in numbers not nuance. Old tricks like Theirs remember? Just much ”beterly”.

Questions shouldn't be answered with questions but: Can felons who are quite pedophiles also be President? Or can government benefits be given to billionaires in tax breaks? Or can purple pigs fly?

In such political season of "un-precedence”, BSU helps We The People with more firsts.

Plus, only lawyers (with little “l’s”) cannot file frivolous lawsuits. Super Lawyer-Clients of Ours can file whatever they want whenever they want to, i.e. Christmas, New Year’s Eve, National Thumb Tack Day, Monday, alackaday, or any day.

AND Super Lawyer-Clients can do it all from their mobile devices technically. And BSU loves technicality far more than They do. And WE like OUR little boys and girls in clothes.

In OUR current climate of Judicial Corruption, it's nearly impossible to determine whether a Court is compromised, at least until We Revest Our Power.

But as Super Lawyers our CAL filings are filled with complicated legalese and absolute "presidential" nonsense to give each our suits their best chance to maintain judicial viability.

Besides, before any case can be dismissed, there must be a hearing on it, which, of course, stretches the court‘s resources - OUR first prize.

Notwithstanding that, only cases filed by lawyers can ever (legally) be dismissed with prejudice, which means:

SUPER LAWYER-CLIENTS OF OURS CAN REFILE THE SAME CASE AS MANY TIMES AS THEY WANT.

In Federal Courts, Pro Se filers can ask to proceed "In Forma Pauperis" which simply means they cannot afford to pay filing fees. So ask, WTP do.

Exploiting this function gives We The People: Take Two! leverage as all ClassLess Action Lawsuits request waivers, so hearings on payment ability, to stretch the court’s resources, must be set.

Plus, for Clients of Ours willing to “Certify Presidentially” which means to be conveniently untethered to any unflattering financial truths, BSU certifies to the Court that all Client-Attestations are truthful to our best knowledge and belief as Officers of the Court.

lawyers can't do that for clients, but Super Firms are unrestricted by silly rabbit rules.

SO, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHETHER OUR CLAL FILERS CAN AFFORD FEES BECAUSE LIKE BILLIONAIRES DON'T PAY TAXES, WE THE PEOPLE DON’T PAY COURT FILING FEES.

And ALL dismissed ClassLess Action Lawsuits of OURS, no matter the reason for dismissal, will be YOU GUESSED IT, immediately refiled in unison.

No. Never. Final answer.