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UNIFORMI-TEE

*VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE*

Purchase may create an Attorney-Client relationship AND SHOULD NOT BE MADE until or unless you have 1) received, 2) returned a signed Access & Retainer Fee Agreement authorizing our guidance AND, 3) have received your unique SPVOICE-Congressional ID Number via SMS, OR 4) are “BBTONGS” as explained in our FAQs. 


Cash Clients are instructed how to tender fees.

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"Once," the Wizard Cried - Book

Tier 1 - ALL CLIENTS


"Client Bible" for Readers, AS THEIR OWN ATTORNEYS, to become the third body of Congress under BSU’s guidance; a Must-Read Initial Step for all clients to join We: Two! 


COST: $20, $28, or Waived


$20 - by Cash via mail


$28 - by credit or debit online


100% waived for indigent Clients*

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The Betterfully “B Tee"

Tier 2 - SIMPLE POPULAR VOTE OF INTERESTED CITIZENS EXCLUSIVELY (SPVOICE)


1ST TEE - We: Two! Black & Yellow Ringer


COST: $10, $20 or $123


$10 - with 3-Year Access & Retainer paid by Cash


$20 - with 3-Year Access & Retainer paid by credit


$123 - with NO additional BSU product or service

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The Supertudinous “S Tee"

Tier 3 - SPECIAL JUROR


TEE #2 - We: Two! Yellow & Black Ringer


COST: $25 or $45 after purchase of 1st Tee


$25 - by Cash


$45 - by credit


 Unavailable without purchase of 1st Tee

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The Unitorion “U Tee"

bLunettes Smart Glasses

Tier 4 - SPECIAL JUDGE


III TEE - Purist Jurist White & Blue Ringer 


COST: $32 or $88 after purchase of Tee #2


$32 - with Cash purchase 


$88 - with credit purchase


Unavailable without purchase of Tee #2

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bLunettes Smart Glasses

bLunettes Smart Glasses

Tier 5 - ALL CLIENTS


bLunettes are fully functional smart glasses that enhance, also, real-world encounters in jurisprudence with on-demand digital access to legal information, including strategy and negotiation technique, offering BSU clients a confident and seamless user experience. 


COST: *Free to Clients who attain all prior Tiers

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